I woke up at 3am last night and wrote this Poem.  I will probably perform it at the LuvJonz at Ohm on Weds the 6th.

我昨晚凌晨三点起床写了这首诗。 我可能会在Wed 6日在Ohm的LuvJonz上演出。

.DOT COMMON

.DOT常见

We watch UPN's Fake life via a one way transmissionOh, Those wacky girlfriends But you are more than my friend, girlYou are my life, my wife, My only source of strife

我们通过一种方式观看UPN的假生活哦，那些古怪的女友，但你不只是我的朋友，女孩你是我的生活，我的妻子，我唯一的纷争之源

man and wife We fight

夫妻我们打架

But we make up, and that make-up is a wake upCalling me to appreciate MY fate, MY life, MY wifeBut Fake life calls again, this time it's a two way transmission

但是我们化妆，而且化妆是一种唤醒。叫我欣赏我的命运，我的生活，我的妻子但是假的生活又来了，这次是双向传播

UPN makes way for TCP/IP, U see I see the calls of the green screen and the..chatYou've got mail.Maybe he's got mail, you don't.  Your male, yo' man, is on-line, on yo' time.

UPN为TCP / IP腾出了空间，您看到我看到绿屏和..chat的调用了。您有邮件。也许他有邮件，您却没有。 您的男性，您的男人，在您的时间在线。

The internet being a means to facilitate data transmission and exchangeAt this rate he/I may be your ex ... changeIs not always for the better

互联网是促进数据传输和交换的一种方式，以此速度，他/我可能是您的前任...变化并非总是会变得更好

slash slash, I want my HTTP-Stolen-time-back

斜线斜线，我想要我的HTTP-Stolen-time-back

But this Internet, this new network, isn't about you and me, It's about me and everyone...but you'

但是这个互联网，这个新的网络，不是关于你我的，而是关于我和每个人的...但是你

Xbox Live isn't Livin'But I am Finding my Solace in the Start MenuI'm aLive in Windows 95The C drive affects our sex driveLetters take my attentionCreates dissention increases contention

Xbox Live不是Livin'，但我在“开始”菜单中找到了我的慰藉Windows 95中的aLive。C盘影响了我们的性爱驱动器字母引起我的注意创建异议增加了竞争

Compete, take a back seat, you retreat in defeatMy computer has become my suitorThe internet my friendWe don't conjugate conjugally We procreate minimally

竞争，退居第二位，您在失败中退缩我的计算机已成为我的求婚者互联网我的朋友我们不会共轭共轭我们只会极少地繁殖

And you, my mate, translate to a different state, that of Roommate - correspondingly lightweight

而您，我的同伴，转换为另一种状态，即Roommate的状态-相应地轻便

Bringing together of gentle rank and file attachments in this Global community

在这个全球社区中汇集温柔的军衔和档案附件

I'm closer to my DOT-PenPal's locale Than friends Shall Speak now or forever hold their peaceI'd never riskThis marriageThis earnest EndeavourWith who-so-what-everTill Death do us part waysDeath - The time when something endsOur DOT com-mon law marriage

我更接近DOT-PenPal的语言环境，而不是朋友现在就说话或永远保持和平我永远都不会冒险这桩婚姻这种真诚的努力与直到死亡的所有事情分道扬do死亡-事情结束的时间我们的DOT共同法律婚姻

- Scott Hanselman ©2003

-Scott Hanselman©2003

翻译自: https://www.hanselman.com/blog/dot-common-a-beat-poem-by-scott-hanselman