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Recently I was looking for some good programming quotes for one of my presentation. I was amazed to find that there are some good programming quotes that are really funny and need some brains to figure out the fun part.

最近，我正在为我的一个演示文稿寻找一些好的编程引号。 我惊讶地发现，有一些很好的编程引号真的很有趣，需要一些头脑才能弄清楚有趣的部分。

编程引号 (Programming Quotes)

Here are 25 of the funny programming quotes in random order.

这是25个有趣的编程引号，以随机顺序排列。

1. The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. (Anonymous)关于布尔值的最好的事情是即使您错了，您也只有一点点错。 （匿名）
2. Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. (Louis Srygley)没有要求或设计，编程是将错误添加到空文本文件的艺术。 （路易斯·史格利）
3. Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable. (Ralph Johnson)在软件可以重用之前，它首先必须是可用的。 （拉尔夫·约翰逊）
4. The best method for accelerating a computer is the one that boosts it by 9.8 m/s2. (Anonymous)加速计算机的最佳方法是将计算机速度提高9.8 m / s2的方法。 （匿名）
5. I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing. (Oktal)我认为Microsoft命名为.Net，因此它不会出现在Unix目录列表中。 （Oktal）
6. If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. (Gerald Weinberg)如果建造者以程序员编写程序的方式建造建筑物，那么随之而来的第一只啄木鸟将摧毁文明。 （杰拉德·温伯格）
7. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. (Alan J. Perlis)有两种编写无错误程序的方法； 只有第三个有效。 （艾伦·J·佩利斯）
8. Ready, fire, aim: the fast approach to software development. Ready, aim, aim, aim, aim: the slow approach to software development. (Anonymous)准备，射击，目标：软件开发的快速方法。 准备，瞄准，瞄准，瞄准，瞄准：软件开发的缓慢方法。 （匿名）
9. It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature. (Anonymous)这不是错误，而是未记录的功能。 （匿名）
10. One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job. (Jessica Gaston)一个人糟糕的软件是另一个人的全职工作。 （杰西卡·加斯顿）
11. A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. (Doug Linder)优秀的程序员是在横穿单向街之前总是两眼相望的人。 （道格·林德）
12. Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. (Martin Golding始终进行编码，好像最终维护您的代码的那个人会是一个暴力的精神病患者，知道您的住所。 （马丁·戈尔丁
13. Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)编程就像性。 一个错误，您一生都必须予以支持。 （迈克尔·辛兹）
14. Deleted code is debugged code. (Jeff Sickel)删除的代码是调试的代码。 （杰夫·西克尔）
15. Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. (Edward V Berard)如果将两者冻结，则可以轻松地在水上行走并根据规格开发软件。 （爱德华五世·贝拉德）
16. If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. (Edsger Dijkstra)如果调试是消除软件错误的过程，则编程必须是放入它们的过程。（Edsger Dijkstra）
17. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work. (Anonymous)该软件在发布之前不久就经过Beta测试。 Beta是拉丁文，因为“仍然无法正常工作。 （匿名）
18. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. (Rick Cook)今天的编程是在努力构建更大，更好的防白痴程序的软件工程师与试图产生更大，更好的白痴的世界之间的竞赛。 到目前为止，宇宙正在胜利。 （里克·库克）
19. It’s a curious thing about our industry: not only do we not learn from our mistakes, but we also don’t learn from our successes. (Keith Braithwaite)关于我们的行业，这是一件奇怪的事情：不仅我们不从错误中学习，而且我们也不从成功中学习。 （基思·布雷思韦特）
20. There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses. (Bjarne Stroustrup)编程语言只有两种：那些总是无聊的人和没有人使用的语言。 （Bjarne Stroustrup）
21. In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion. (Anonymous)为了理解递归，必须首先了解递归。 （匿名）
22. The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there. (Gordon Bell)最便宜，最快和最可靠的组件是那些不存在的组件。 （戈登·贝尔）
23. The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. (J. Osterhout)最好的性能改进是从非工作状态到工作状态的过渡。 （J.奥斯特豪特）
24. The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. (Seymour Cray)程序员的麻烦在于，在为时已晚之前，您永远无法说出程序员在做什么。 （西摩·克雷）
25. Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job. (Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering)如果操作不正确，请不要担心。 如果一切顺利，您将失业。 （Mosher软件工程定律）

So what are your favorite and funny quotes? Please share with all of us.

那么，您最喜欢和有趣的报价是什么？ 请与我们所有人分享。

翻译自: https://www.journaldev.com/240/my-25-favorite-programming-quotes-that-are-funny-too

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