毕竟大家都有刚入门的时候

难免会做成这样的事情

多多体谅就挺好

毕竟

谁知道哪些破事是不是你自己做的

public static DateTime getTomorrowDate(){     Thread.Sleep(24*60*60*1000);return DateTime.Now;}

public static final int ONE = 1public static final int TWO = 2

#define CONST_NUMBER_ZERO (0)#define CONST_NUMBER_ONE (1)#define CONST_NUMBER_TWO (2)#define CONST_NUMBER_THREE (3)#define CONST_NUMBER_FOUR (4)#define CONST_NUMBER_FIVE (5)#define CONST_NUMBER_SIX (6)#define CONST_NUMBER_SEVEN (7)#define CONST_NUMBER_EIGHT (8)#define CONST_NUMBER_NINE (9)#define CONST_NUMBER_TEN (10)

int main(int c, char **v){while (--c > 1 && !fork());  sleep(c = atoi(v[c]));  printf("%d\n", c);  wait(0);return 0;}

不懂C的看Python 版

import threadingimport time

def sort_num(num):    time.sleep(num)return num

list_num = [6, 3, 7, 1, 2, 4]results = []

for i in list_num:    t = threading.Thread(target=sort_num, args=(i,))    t.start()    results.append(t)

有次code review，看到有个同事把一个变量命名为dayAfterYesterday，觉得莫名的喜感，就在下面批注了“哈哈哈。。。”

过了一会看到这个同事又提交了一次git

这次把这个变量改成了dayBeforeTomorrow，当时就笑喷了！

SELECT * FROM student_info WHERE point > 60

public enum ColorType{Green, // 绿色Hong, // 红色}

#define private public

try{//这段代码是有错的，可这家伙不debug}catch(Exception e){//正常功能放在这，要报错才可以执行}

int getRandomNumber(){  return 4;}

while True:    print(input("").replace("吗","").replace("？","！"))

boolean isTheRightNum(int num){    boolean result = false;if(num == 10){        result = true;    }else{        result = false;    }return result;}

看看你中枪了吗

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